Plastic Vigilante Prints

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"What happened to what cat?"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A footballer is having an eye test.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"