Viewing Parties Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I AM at my usual position."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed