Viewing Parties Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"I AM at my usual position."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'