Viewing Habits Pillows

Watching TV around the world

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Fishermen

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order