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"Bob believes that most of his deeply held opinions are the result of 'extensive research," but I sort of suspect they're just the result of prompts suggested by the Youtube algorithm."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

i-teddy

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Economic Downturns

Going Down?

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Arcarde Patrol

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Silly sausages

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."