Video Game Explorer Mugs

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-Bert

'We do provide intergenerational interpreters as part of out marketing mission.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Second lifeReal life.

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Spot the fur ball.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Covid Invaders

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Violence on TV.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'