Game Explorer Mugs

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

Sucker.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Second lifeReal life.

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

Windmill

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Boys Cooking

Spot the fur ball.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Boy slides down handrail.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

Gender Symbols

Caveman at Computer