Video Game Explorer Gifts

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

'We do provide intergenerational interpreters as part of out marketing mission.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Second lifeReal life.

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Spot the fur ball.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Violence on TV.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

Children.