Steam Explorer Mugs

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

The flies have landed.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'