Video Fast-forwarder T-Shirts

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

The director said 'cut'!

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"...and if I press this button..."

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

"God, I was magnificent!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

They all have such big nostrils.

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'