Victory Vulture Pillows

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Decaying corpse

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bradley Wiggins

Swimming Champion.

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Champion.

Antiques dealer and customer

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"He didn't pull through. Let's go get some ketchup."

"Hmmm....red wine or white?"

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

Big Bird

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.