Victory Vulture Pillows

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Decaying corpse

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Swimming Champion.

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

Champion.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Antiques dealer and customer

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

Big Bird

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'