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'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

Changing Minds

'Guess what? I won again.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

First Prize!

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

A big dog at lectern.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Vote For Me!

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

The Royal Road to Learning