Victory Speech Aficionado Prints

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

Changing Minds

'Guess what? I won again.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

First Prize!

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Bradley Wiggins

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Vote For Me!

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

A big dog at lectern.

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

The Royal Road to Learning

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"