Victorious Player Gifts

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Boom

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I quit."

Bradley Wiggins

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Rugby Mad.

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Big advantage!!'

Champion.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Rock, paper, scissors

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'