Victorian Villainy Adventurer Gifts

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Scarpia from Tosca

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Ramming Speed!"

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Caped Character

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"There just aren't any good parts."

'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

simply amazing this virtual reality thing

Death of General Gordon

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

"Long time no see."

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.