Vicarious Adventurer Gifts

Eddy and his diet group didn't need recipes to lose weight. They got filled up by just reading about the food chemistry.

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Right here's fine."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Recalculating route..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

i-teddy

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Tunnel of Infatuation

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'Take me to your feeder,'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

The ambush.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

Silly sausages