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"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Examiners.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Curiosity."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Smart Arse"

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"