Vice Analyst T-Shirts

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Great Chinese Dynasties

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

Cut Price

"National security adviser"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"