"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."
Vice Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for a vice analyst? Celebrate their creative problem-solving skills and keen insights with our clever, humorous products. Whether they work in finance, risk, or quality control, these gifts add personality and fun to their workspace or home. Show appreciation for their analytical mind and witty nature with a unique present that they'll love to use or display.
That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.
"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
Great Chinese Dynasties
So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
Light Bulb Moment
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
The Life of Pi
"Morning, all!"
Cut Price
"National security adviser"
Lethal Presentation
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
Time Is Money
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
Vice Analyst Gifts Collection
Vice Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate vice analysts with clever, humorous designs perfect for their morning coffee.
Vice Analyst Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to showcase their analytical talent and sense of humor, adding personality to their home or office decor.
Vice Analyst Prints
Brighten up their workspace with a print that celebrates their creative analysis and sharp mind, making every view inspiring.
Vice Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for vice analysts who appreciate humor and clever insights in their everyday wear.