Vexillologist Pillows

Welsh Flag

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Polluted geese

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Join me in a Martini?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Disease Management

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's a play on words."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Shaken not stirred

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Tariff Wars