Lexicographer Pillows

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

Thesaurus Editors' Conference, Convention, Discussion, Forum, Meeting, Seminar

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

Samuel Johnson

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Dr. Samuel Johnson

'...and words can often hurt me.'

At The Dictionary Factory

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Dept of Synonyms

Dictionary, Inc. I just wrote "The attainment of a desired outcome or result." I don't see why people say it's sometimes difficult to define "success."

Department of Lexicography: "Want to knock off early and go out for some alphabet soup?"

'Do you love the new symbol?'

Thesaurus Editors Applicants,Candidates,Entrants,Inquirers,Job-seekers.

Samuel Johnson

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"The bad news is, you're under arrest for you nasty online insults. The good news is, your creative swearword creations found their way into the official English dictionary."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Politically Correct Dictionaries

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I am the restless spirit of Aticus Mayberry, lexicographer and pedagogue. I shall not know peace so long as 'epitome' is used as a superlative.'

Roget's thinking of what English book to read next.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"What's another word for evolution?"

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