Veterinary Nurse Gifts

'Oh! Oh! I think I broke a fingernail!'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Another thermometer please Sharon - that's the third I've lost today.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Use this in both eyes, three times daily.'

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

'Who's next?'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'How's the nursing bitch today..'

'I can't afford to employ you any longer. I've got to put you to sleep.'

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Don't worry - it won't affect our health care.'

'Pssst - I'm going to have to give him a CAT scan.'

Sit! Stay!

Puppy Love

'Where did the little bird go?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Run Away Vet Truck.

Vet's Waiting Room

Vet

'I want her spayed!'

"Can I offer you some water while you wait for the vet?"

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

"Say 'oink'."

'Alvin! Is it time to give that damn bird his injection again?'

Mouse in vets escaping and getting caught in mousetrap.

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

Dead bugs on windscreen at animal hospital.

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'