Veterinary Consultant Gifts

Veterinary Management Practice Consultants

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Cat Scan

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Dog Park Zoom

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"It's mouseborn."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

Grumpy Hamster

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Who's next?'

Vet's Waiting Room

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Cat and Dog Fights.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"May I keep my collar on?"