Veterinary Consultant Gifts

Veterinary Management Practice Consultants

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Cat Scan

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Park Zoom

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"It's mouseborn."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Grumpy Hamster

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'Who's next?'

Vet's Waiting Room

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Cat and Dog Fights.

"May I keep my collar on?"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!