Veterinary Assistant Pillows

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'

'Regulator valve blew off of the oxygen tank!!!'

'He's responding well to the injections'.

'Oh, oh! Doctor Strange Glove is back!'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

No Assistant.

'Melvin!'

'No. I'm here with a dog. What made you think it was a horse?'

'Who's next?'

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

'You pick it up. Your Dad's a vet! You're used to dead things!'

'He doesn't like going to the vet.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

pet door at the Vets

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'He's a bird dog! What did you think?'

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

Vet's Waiting Room

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Dog Park Zoom

Cat and Dog Fights.

"This never happened."

"Can I offer you some water while you wait for the vet?"

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

'...yes, Siamese twinning does occur among domestic animals...

Man On Bear's Lap In Vet Clinic

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Urine Sample.

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

'And this room we set aside for Dr. Fenwick, our local veterinary practitioner....'