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'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Dog wearing a cone

Get on with it!

Robot walking pet robot

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'No need to shout.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

She pulls to the left.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'It's only a checkup!'

'Next please.'