Vet Visit Buff Prints

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Dog wearing a cone

Get on with it!

Robot walking pet robot

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'No need to shout.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

'It's only a checkup!'

'Next please.'

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."