'Small animal practice is pretty much as I imagined...'
Vet Conferences T-Shirts
Celebrate veterinary professionals with fun, themed T-shirts ideal for vet conferences. Comfortable, clever, and conversation-starting apparel for animal lovers in the veterinary field.
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
Polly txt speak
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
Cat woman shopping for cats.
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
Inclusive speech
"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."
"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."
"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
The interested bystanders.
'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'
"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."
"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."
"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"
'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'
Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?
'He's not supposed to go out.'
"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."
'He's our new Bone Specialist!'
The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...
'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'
"I love these off-site business meetings."
"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"
"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
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Vet Conferences Mugs
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Vet Conferences Pillows
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Vet Conferences Prints
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