Vet Appointment Survivor Gifts

'Just because you took the pet rabbit to the vet for an injection hardly means he's going to have a personal vendetta against you!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Dog wearing a cone

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Zika Epidemic

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Who's next?'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'It's only a checkup!'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Worms."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'