Vertigo Enthusiast Pillows

'Because I'm afraid of heights, that's why.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"So that's Ireland."

'Wow! What graphics.'

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

People vs. Talky

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'