Vertigo Enthusiast Gifts

'Because I'm afraid of heights, that's why.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"So that's Ireland."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

'Wow! What graphics.'

People vs. Talky

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'