Voyeurism Enthusiast Pillows

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

"A camcorder - this gorgeous blonde naturist has just moved in next door..."

See picturesque Denville...Parabolic Mike - hear the inhabitants' intimate conversations.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Eyes watch a fight.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The Airport.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Lost

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

The London Olympic bid

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Rogets on Vacation

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'