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The Book Lover

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"You've changed."

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Snapshots in Time

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"