Verbal Jouster Pillows

Cockfight of words

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"Uh oh, Mongrel is subbing in a British voice talent to deliver understated but devastating put-downs."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Thesaurus Company

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You legal babbled in your sleep all night."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

Bookworm group

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Quick Crossword.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Good ephening."

Handicap

Mange tout or man get out

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'