Venture Kid T-Shirts

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

End the Winter Blues

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

Desert Mirage

Your start-up team

Playing dustbins

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

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