Venture Kid Mugs

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

End the Winter Blues

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Desert Mirage

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Your start-up team

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

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