Ventriloquy Aficionado Mugs

"He's not afraid to speak truth to power...Well, maybe a little afraid."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Quentin Tarantino

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

A cow ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"We never talk anymore."

Br... No Exit

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Tom Mullica.

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"His words, not mine."

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."