Ventriloquy Aficionado Prints

"He's not afraid to speak truth to power...Well, maybe a little afraid."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Br... No Exit

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"We never talk anymore."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"His words, not mine."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"He's a terrible drunk."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."