Venice Dreamers T-Shirts

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Home Sweet Home

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Carpet

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Skunk dreaming.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Life: Boring Bits

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

Amateurs de vin...

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

World peace day