Venice Dreamers Pillows

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Carpet

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Skunk dreaming.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Amateurs de vin...

Life: Boring Bits

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

World peace day

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'