Genie Dreamers Pillows

'About this 'smart phone' I wished for. My second wish is that you show me how to use it.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Catasaurus

Innovation & Calculation

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Do-over

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Loch Ness.

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"