Genie Dreamers Prints

'About this 'smart phone' I wished for. My second wish is that you show me how to use it.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Catasaurus

Innovation & Calculation

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Do-over

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Loch Ness.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."