Venezuelan Politics Follower Pillows

Chavez the Seducer.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Trump's America"

American Bombs

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Foreign policy

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

An Arm and a Leg.

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"I Win!!!"

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Al-assad back to the world stage

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

8 years of GOP economics.

Gas Policy ? la Carte