Vegetarian Vampire Fan Gifts

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Advocado

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Runner Bean...

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Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Artichoking victim

Job Interview with the Vampire.

Free salad bar.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Pickled beets.

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Never think outside the box!"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

No Dogs Allowed

"It's not you. It's pea."

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"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'