Vegetarian Vampire Fan T-Shirts

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Advocado

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Runner Bean...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Free salad bar.

Artichoking victim

'Another Scotch?'

Pickled beets.

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"It's not you. It's pea."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Never think outside the box!"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

No Dogs Allowed

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

'No one really talks about Walt's other theme park anymore.'