Vegetarian Irony Lover Gifts

Nobody's perfect.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Free Range Chickens

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

Tofu bi-products.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.