Vegetarian Irony Lover Mugs

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Free Range Chickens

Free salad bar.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

Tofu bi-products.

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"