Vegetable Aroma Detective T-Shirts

'Must be autumn, I can smell leaves burning.' - 'No, I'm cooking cabbage.'

Honest Vending

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

That elusive Pecorino!

"Pew researchers!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"