Vegan Vultures T-Shirts

"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Decaying corpse

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

The Greek Tragedy

"How almond milk is made"

Natural Medicines

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Antiques dealer and customer

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

A gawp of tourists

"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

Big Bird

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'