Vegan Vultures Gifts

"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Decaying corpse

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

The Greek Tragedy

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"How almond milk is made"

Natural Medicines

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Antiques dealer and customer

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"Hmmm....red wine or white?"

"You know the rules... no dining on politician until after the election."

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

"He didn't pull through. Let's go get some ketchup."

A gawp of tourists

"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

Big Bird

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."