Vegan Victor Prints

Queen of Quinoa

"States of tofu"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Pumpkin Time!

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"How almond milk is made"

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"