Sporting Victor Prints

"We had a lovely weekend, thanks Marge. United won two nil, Enland beat New Zealand and Lucky Lady romped home in the four fifteen."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Queen of Quinoa

Corona Funeral

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Successful vaccination

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Pumpkin Time!

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

Covid vs Vaccine

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

There's a slight risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid... Listen,headaches gave me these wrinkles in the first place!

Cricket Prospects.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Giant Leek

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Colts Win!!!

'What do we win if we get it right?'

"From now on we will name you Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta!"

COVID SOS

Accident with guns

'Your honor, I believe the jury has reached a verdict!'